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My kid tried his hand at turning back the flood waters of the Mississippi River, but he had no luck. Next, he tried walking on water, but that failed, too. We finally called it a day and went to DQ. God Bless.



My kids decided to do a tribute to the “Deadliest Catch,” especially for Captain Phil and the Cornelia Marie and her crew. Captain Phil, we hope you are feeling better. Ahoy, mates!

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Have a bowl of Monkey Brains, I was at the store the other day and I found the product below, I am not sure if it is a tie-in to Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom or not.

I was going to visit the BacK Door Grill for the first time, but my wife pointed out that it was closed for business. I wonder what the chili would have tasted like?


Happy Holiday! I hope you have as much fun as this guy!

This is Phil. My sister told me that Phil is the Great Nephew of none other that Mr. Al Capone. As it turns out, Phil is cousins with Big Al (8 times removed, however that works). Maybe some day we’ll have Phil on as a guest. He’s got some great stories about Cousin Al, old John Gacy and Chicago in general. I would tell you what he said, but I might wake up next to a horse’s head in my bed (or worse).

I think this truck pulls up at Miles house once a week.

Bob has a special day and Miles catches a few ZZZZ’s



Yes, I went to Cheeseland recently and enjoyed myself. Whether it was the Packer MILTF’s walking down the street, the $17.95 cheeeseheads for sale or our our nice hotel with limited air conditioning, I took it all in. Go Pack go!


In case you can’t read it the autograph says
” Bob + Miles - tune in to static- Sleep with the lights on! Terry Fisk”
Miles takes on the Kraken from SeaWorld in Orlando, FL, you can stare in amazement or play the game.

The person involved with this claims he was just trying to cook some food in the church basement. Really, that’s his defense. If he beats the rap for this, I wonder if he’ll write a book, perhaps “If I did it, part 2″.

I went with some friends mushroom hunting. I found this huge monster. I don’t eat them (mushrooms that is, not friends) because I saw this strange Japaneese movie a long time ago where giant mushrooms were attacking some tourists on a island. Has anyone else seen this movie?? Anyway, it still freaks me out. Enjoy!

I did some cleaning recently. I moved my 29 gallon fish tank and found the mummified remains of a fish that had disappeared several months ago from the tank. I placed the remains on my nieghbor’s fence for no particular reason. The eyes are gone, but the body remains in good shape. This is a picture of the head. Enjoy!

Kumho….insert your own punchline. Here’s one I thought of, “Tires? Heck, I thought this was the name of a 2Live Crew Album!”.

I watched in horror as tree branch after tree branch came tumbling down this weekend all around my ‘hood. The branch located to the left of the mail box almost hit me in the head a few minutes before I took this picture. I figure God is still looking out for me inspite of my wicked ways. Thanks, God! Peace.



Don’t get upset! I was “shooting” the eagles with my cell phone. I was chilling out by the Mississippi River here in Iowa. That little black speck in the left picture is an eagle (I know, my camera sucks). Enjoy!



I was farting around Iowa City this weekend. I took in the Old Capital, the stadium and the university musuem. I found a model of one of Bob’s relatives (picture on the left). Sorry, but I didn’t get any pictures of any sexy coeds. Maybe next time….

My brother-in-law had been acting like an ass during New Year’s Eve, so I decided to feature his crack. Enjoy!
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My young apprentice, Darth Cheddar

The family and I checked out the Ghost Train in Mt. Pleasant, Iowa. It’s good stuff for kids of all ages. Happy Halloween!

I went Geode hunting with my kids recently in Hamilton, Ill. We filled a 5 gallon bucket full of these things. My back hasn’t been the same since I had to lug the bucket up a hill and back to the car. Rock on!

I spied one of these while in line at Kmart and laughed out loud. Some clever Reese’s employee slipped this in and is having a good laugh, I mean really Big Cup with Nuts! who wouldn’t think this was funny, fifth grade humor at its best. As you can kinda see from the upper left hand corner it is a limited edition, so hurry on out and grab your BIG CUP with Nuts!



Oquawka, Illinois is home to an elephant graveyard. It’s true. Poor Norma Jean Elephant was traveling with the circus when it stopped here in 1972. A bad storm came up and poor Norma Jean was struck and killed by lightning. She was buried where she died. Dig it!

Ok, so I lied about the picture. These brave men are still guarding the banks of the Mississippi River here in Iowa from the evil British forces and their allies 200 years after the fact. Carry on.
I guess tape is really dead, who knew a deli would have anything to do with reel to reel? I can’t tell if it is audio tape or video tape, or is it supposed to be film? Any how it is Olde. (Another Cape Girardeau, MO oddity) “I’ll have the pastrami on rye and that original master of Dark Side of the Moon please.”
What the F! I thought there was some kinda gas crisis BS!
I was in Cape Girardeau Missouri today, I’m feeling like I’ve been screwed all summer long.

Bin Laden meets Miles’ Minute Man Missile.

Peter Griffin meets Christina Aguilera…well sort of. I went to my 20th high school class reunion. I thought I was stalking Ms. Aguilera, but it turned out to be just Kathy from art class. Just the same, I waited outside the bathroom for a chance to get this photo opp. Her husband took the picture, so it’s all good (note to my wife). I don’t think she believed me when I said I was a personal trainer. Mac Daddy Miles livin’ large!
Miles gets Basic, 2, and Bob finds something in his nose.

For those of you in another part of the world, these are called fireworks. I watched these with my family at West Point, IA. There’s nothing better than being surrounded by a few hundred red necks in the dark. Enjoy! Miles.

Miles’ new cat.

I met these sisters down in Cancun, Mexico, the summer of 1989. They are the Bueno sisters from Mexico City(yes, that was their last name). I’ve always wanted to post these pictures and show Scott Baker that he’s got nothing on me. Enjoy!



This chick has some cool tats. Enjoy!

I saw this truck on I-80 near the Quad Cities. I wonder what Bimbo Bread tastes like?
Miles visits the future birthplace of Captain Kirk.
Silly comic about the start of the show sometimes.
Bob eats these
Miles meets the Iowa Governor’s wife
Desire’s Picture Playhouse or just Miles Tidal rabid opportunist, you decide by gazing at Desire’s belly ring and back tat.

Miles meets Larry the Cable Guy, pre-Cars stardom.
the ABC website won’t even give him a break.

Who Knows Fergie? We know Fergie!, Miles met him at a mall at least. For your viewing pleasure, former Cubbie Fergie Jenkins.





