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Welcome to “LeMent Tonight,” where the host kicks off the show with a lively introduction, featuring guests like Pablo Lewin and Denise Medina. The evening includes humor and commentary on current societal issues, with Pablo delivering a comedic monologue that touches on themes of aging, societal frustrations, and absurdities in pop culture, such as the Titanic and the Golden Girls. The banter is filled with playful jabs and surreal anecdotes about his life experiences, including navigating protests and his humorous take on relationships. Denise joins in, sharing her comedic journey and upcoming shows, while also engaging in light-hearted exchanges about their personal lives and the entertainment industry. The episode culminates with a musical interlude before wrapping up, encouraging viewers to support the performers and enjoy their comedic offerings. Overall, the show blends humor with social commentary, creating an entertaining atmosphere for the audience.

Pablo Lewin

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Hey, everybody, and welcome to Lament Tonight. So glad to have you here on this joyous evening with momentous things happening in the world. We’ve got Pablo Lewin coming up. We got in the audience tonight from Chi-Town. Denise Medina is here with us. Let’s start it off with our theme song from Gary Lime’s and the flea towns taken away Gary. All right, thanks, Gary. You are a great asshole. Thank you, Gary. I really appreciate that. I don’t know if everybody heard you, but he called me an asshole, which is great. Gary is not a big fan of being here tonight. He’s got regular gigs during the week, and so he usually likes to do that. And then this is kind of an extra thing that he got roped into because he’s in a rope program. So there you go. Pablo Lewis here tonight. Hey!
Yeah, Pablo, let me bring you up here on the stage. Let’s just get started. Let’s get into it, shall we? All right. I mean, let’s do something that everybody can enjoy, okay? I accept. I accept. Oh, my God. Look how big
am. I’m big and fat in real life. I’m big and fat here. I’m plausible. I mean, look, the way I look, I mean, Denise is crying. I mean, she is emotional about me coming here. I mean, look at her. I mean, she’s got crying eyes. But listen. Let’s do this, okay? I don’t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It’s a depression. Everywhere is going out of school. I don’t even know what I’m talking about. Just happy to be here. I’m an old man. I’m 65 years old, okay? My testosterone level is so low. Right now, I’m transitioning, okay? My pronouns, because everybody has pronouns, my pronouns are he needs Viagra.
And I do, intravenously. But anyway, I don’t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It’s a depression. Everybody’s out of work or scared of losing their jobs. The dollar buys a nickel’s worth. Banks are going bust. Shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks, they’re running wild in the streets. There’s nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do with us. There’s no end to this. We all know the air is unfit to breathe and that food is unfit to eat. And we keep watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we have 15 homicides and 63 violent crimes as if that’s the way it’s supposed to be. We know things are bad. They’re worse than bad. They’re crazy. Like everything’s going out. I want you to get up.
Get up out of your chairs. Go to the window. Open and stick your heads out and yell, I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore. Come on, everybody. Get up. Come on. You’re watching me right now. The two or three people that are watching me right now masturbating. Stop masturbating. Get up out of your chairs. Go to the window. Open and stick your heads out and yell, I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore. Okay. Okay. Does anybody have any Prozac that I can use? Because anyway… What else can we talk about? I mean, there’s nothing going on in the world. I just came back. I’m a little tired. I came back from demonstrating in downtown Los Angeles. And, you know, I got a little teary-eyed because of the tear gas. Show us your bruises. Show us your bruises. I got bruises here. Look at this. Old man bruises here, here. But there’s a positive. You know, I was having tacos, street tacos.
And with a little tear gas in the tacos, tasty. Forget about Tapatio sauce. No tear gas in the tacos. It’s wonderful. And so anyway, I was celebrating freedom of speech and destroying all kinds of cars and everything else and and destroying the city. And why not? I got a little exercise. You know, it’s very important to. you know, in my, at my age, you know, 65, you gotta keep moving. You gotta keep moving. That’s why I kept running away from the cops. And, uh, you know, that was, that was great. And, uh, so yeah, I, uh, I did throw a couple of Molotov cocktails, but by Molotov cocktails, I meant, uh, uh, tequila with vodka and, uh, you know, a little, a little umbrella, you know, it’s very important. I kept throwing the umbrellas at the cops and they appreciated it. I mean, I think we made friends, uh, with a couple of the cops and, uh,
So that’s pretty much what I was doing. And what else can I tell you about? Golden, oh, those of you watching right now, if you’re young and you’re wondering when you’re going to realize you’re old, it happened to me last week. I was watching reruns of the Golden Girls, okay? Reruns, you know, those old ladies that live, you know, by themselves in there. Most kids, not kids, most young men would go, I would never fuck them, but I went like, whoa, look at those bitches. I’d like to get a piece of that. And by that, I meant Sophia, the grandma. Holy shit. I mean, she’s so small. She’s a spinner. You know, a little WD-40, boom, we’re having a party. And most guys watching a three-hour tour, you know, Gilligan’s Island, you know, they want to fuck Marianne and they want to fuck, you know, the movie star or the chimp. You know, it depends. It’s up to you. It’s up to you.
Not me. I want Mrs. Howell. Mrs. Howell, she’s old and she’s thankful. She’s thankful she got a lot of money. I mean, you know, cougar me. But now that I think about it, I’m probably older than she was when she was on the island. And explain something to me. Three hour tour from Honolulu. Three hour tour. Let’s say a 20 knots maximum that a ship can do that 60 miles, 70 miles out. That’s Lanai. They’re a bunch of islands. How can they get lost for seven years? I think they just voluntarily wanted to stay away from people. One thing that I never understood, they were on that island, three beautiful women and four guys, potent guys, and nobody ever got pregnant. Not even the chimp. How did that happen? Tell me how that happened. It’s bullshit. It’s
Bullshit. Just like the movie Titanic. The movie Titanic, the worst freaking movie i’ve ever seen in my life. All the women love it. Oh, Jack. Oh, jackie you’re so romantic what does he do? He just screws that girl in the cargo compartment and she leaves the richest guy in the world. That never happens in real life. Never happened. Never happened to me and i’m not rich. But I mean, come on i’ll i’ll screw him in there in the cargo compartment. And then when they go in the water, remember when they go in the water and they found this floating door, floating door, and then they both try to get on and they can’t because she’s too fat. But anyway, they can’t, they can’t get on the door. So,
Jack, the nice guy, he lets her get on the door. And by the way, there was a deleted scene there. I don’t know if you knew that. When she gets on the door, there’s a knock on the door. She opens it. It was a Jehovah’s Witness saying, have you found Jesus? Have you found Jesus? And she closes out that bitch. Why did she close the door? You know, it’s a beautiful thing. You know, Jesus was right there. And anyway, the iceberg. Oh, don’t get me started on the iceberg, okay? The iceberg killed the Titanic. Now, listen to this. Iceberg. That’s kind of a Jew-y name, isn’t it? That’s kind of a Jew, just like me, a Jew bastard. Okay. And what does it do? It’s obviously that the Jew killed the Titanic people. It was the Jews. They control the oceans. That’s it. That’s all there is to it. Anyway, what else do you want me to talk about? I quit drinking. I quit drinking 30 days ago. Thank you.
booze and he’s boozy. Franzia is upset by that right there. Oh, she’s upset. I quit drinking. Thank you. I appreciate it. Milk! Milk! I quit drinking milk, okay? Because I’m lactose intolerant. I get explosive diarrhea all over the place. So I can’t even screw women with big boobs because I get a rash. And by the way, I don’t want to have… Most men like big boobs. I don’t understand that. To me, as a scientist that I am, I say… big boobs have a lot of mass. When they’re moving up and down, when you’re screwing them and they’re moving up and down, when they’re in sync, that’s okay. But if those boobs go out of sync, if they start hitting you, I go, oh, stop it, honey. Oh, no, that nipple, it took my eye out. It’s terrible. So please, if any woman, any chuckle fuckers want to screw me after the show, please, make sure you don’t have big boobs, okay? Yeah.
anyway chuckle yeah that’s why you got most young men and women. They get into the show business deal because they want to be famous. They want to have the best choice of, uh, you know, sitcoms and fox and not me. I’m 65 years old. Okay. I’m happy when i have a good bowel movement. Okay. That’s what i’m happy. And, that and the only thing i want to do, you know, cameo, Bob, you know the the oh yeah cameo.com you know the old Uh, I think I’m on there somewhere. You’re there. Okay. I was using the old washed out, uh, uh, performance. They don’t want to anymore. They, they said happy birthday while they’re sitting on the toilet, taking a dump. Okay. They never shaved. They don’t even read. Uh, yeah, yeah. Um, I’m, uh, the number 15, uh, uh, Star Trek, uh, red, red, uh, uh,
you know, and I was in episode 1555. Happy birthday. Oh, let me, let me flush the toilet first. And they get 50, a hundred bucks. That’s bullshit, Bob. It’s bullshit. And I want it. I want it. Maybe you could be, you know, a Newman clone for Seinfeld. Maybe. Oh yeah. Everybody says that. I look like Wayne Knight, except the way night now lost a lot of weight. I don’t know what happened. Oh really? Well, yeah. I’m fat Newman. Yeah, Fat Newman. I can have one of those dinosaurs eat me in the Jeep. That’s great. Remember that from that movie? You got spit on first. Jurassic Park, or as I call it, it’s the place where I usually go pick up women. Jurassic women. Holy shit. I mean, usually the women that I date now, I don’t date them. I carbon date them, okay? I mean…
I see how many rings they have in their pussies. I go, oh, okay, you’re about the right age for me. I can get in there, honey. Holy cow, being old. Oh, man, I hate it. And then I went to the doctor. I went to my doctor. He says, I got good news. And then I have bad news. I go, oh, no. Okay, give me the good news. Well, the good news is that your hemorrhoids are shrinking. I go, fantastic. And what’s the bad news? Well, the bad news is that your hemorrhoids are still bigger than your dick. And by the way, Preparation H goes in the back, not in the front, you idiot. I don’t read the directions. I don’t read the directions. I should read the directions, but I don’t, especially with Preparation H. I thought Preparation H was motion lotion. I tried it once, and this woman, it didn’t work. It didn’t work. I shrunk. Actually, I’m hung like a horse. Denise, I’m sorry I have to say this, but…
I I’m really hung like a horse, a horse radish, a seahorse, a horse flies. Let’s face it. My, my life is horse shit. Okay. And I’m going to die pretty soon. 65, what? Four more years, five more years of usable life at most, at most. And everybody’s going to be happy. And, uh, then nobody’s going to remember me. And so it’s great. That’s great. Because who would want to remember me? Um, uh, Even though I’m still kind of chubby, look at me, kind of chubby. I’m being kind. I’m being kind to myself. I’m a fat bastard, okay? Thank you. Thank you, Denise. Denise agrees. You know what that proves? She sells donuts. Denise, that proves that your eyesight, it’s perfect. Yeah, he’s a fat bastard. Look at that piece of shit. But I lost 40 pounds a year ago. I started this…
protein-only diet, and I lost 40 pounds. Thank you. Would you like to know how I feel about it? I’m hungry! I’m hungry, okay? I don’t eat anything except proteins. No carbs, no sugar, nothing. None of the fun stuff. I’m constipated most of the time. I’m shedding bricks, literally. You see this back here? This wall right here? That’s me. That’s about 30 days worth of my shit. It’s kind of smelly, but these are good bricks. Actually, I could build a nice house. Okay, enough. Do you guys want to have a conversation, perhaps? Well, actually, hey, fantastic. Thank you very much, Pablo Lewin,
I can go on for an hour of vacuous, complete stupid stuff. Pablo, we have to take a break for a quick commercial. Hold on, and we’ll be right back. Here we go.
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I’m sorry. I’m getting a Woody just thinking about her. Calm down a little bit. I don’t have a way to censor you. I don’t have a blue dot or a black bar or anything for you. So Pablo, what’s happening? What’s going on with Pablo in Pablo’s world, as it were? Well, believe it or not, I’m getting booked all over the place, which means that most people haven’t seen my act. There are Desperate! People are desperate for entertainment of any kind, and that’s why i get hired. And that’s why you’re here tonight, apparently. Everybody’s desperate for entertainment. Yes, obviously, not only did you go to the bottom of the barrel, but you actually lifted the barrel, and you dug about 100 feet deep, and that’s where you found me so so don’t tell me like where you come you’re gonna be at the uh comedy uh well uh by the way, we have a winner
We have a roast battle winner right here present with us. And she was judged by none other than the Roastmaster General, who loved her. Jeff, what’s his name, that Jew boy? Jeff Ross.
Ross. Oh, Jeff Ross, really? Yeah. And Matt Reif, right? Matt Reif, yeah, my very first time doing a live roast battle. Wow. Wow. unanimous uh votes by all the uh comedians and the roast master general and matt Rife, who was there for his first time um yeah i got six votes unanimous the audience i i won the battle and uh my first time live rose battling was at the freaking comedy Store. That’s wild. Yeah, so i i i’m going to be there on the 17th I’m going to roast that uber white guy, Tim Mann, super comedian, super funny comedian. But he kind of looks like a Gestapo guy, and I’m Jewish. So that’s a perfect combination. Yeah, there you go. You got two sides of a coin there, right? Yeah, two sides of a coin. Absolutely. I think, what was that movie recently that had Hugh Grant as kind of the bad guy? Hugh Grant? I’m picking up, I’m fucking a granny.
What was it called? Insidious or something? Anyway, I think of Tim Mann as kind of the American Hugh Grant a little bit. Yes. He looked very British, patrician. I really honestly think so. Absolutely. I think he could be easily. So you’re getting booked, Pablo. Things are going well for you. Yeah, I just got booked online by Casey McNeil. Just send me a message telling me that it’s going to be online. I don’t know. It’s all… What’s that? K.O. Comedy. K.O. Comedy, yes. And then a rabbi that does comedy for some reason just contacted me and he wants me to do comedy. So I’m going to do Palestinian comedy there with the rabbi and… You’re going to kind of like devil’s advocate a little bit, or what is going on with that Palestinian comedy? Explain that to me a little bit there. Well, I’m going to start yelling free Palestine, free Palestine, because after all, I’m Jewish, and if it’s free, I’ll take it. I thought you were going to be Greta Thunberg or whatever her name is. Oh, Greta Thunberg. If I were 20 years younger, I’d still be older than I could be. She looks like
She looks like she’s 12 years old. You can’t attack that little girl because she looks so frail. So I don’t think it would be good to attack her. I think she’s got Gary Coleman syndrome. Even though she’s a twat, I wouldn’t attack her. Tell us how you really feel, Pablo. Well, I think Israel did wrong by sending her back to Sweden in economy class. I think I should have given her at least business class. I mean, they took a picture of her. She was like, oh, no. I did all this. I was six months on a small, smelly boat with all these people, and now I’m going at least business class. Or a cruise. How about booking her a cruise to Greece? That would be nice, wouldn’t it? What’s that, Denise? I’m sorry. She should have taken a Greyhound. She should have.
I guess they have a connecting bridge somewhere to Sweden, don’t they? You can get up there some way. Well, yeah, they have to go to Lebanon through Hezbollah. But they have to call them, and they don’t have beepers anymore. Something happened to their beepers. Pagers. Interesting. So, yeah, they could have gone that way and visited with all the people that she loves and respects. And so, anyway, I’m not going to say anything about her because, like I said, she looks like… Oh, no, other than calling her a twat, other than that, yeah. I mean, once you say that, what more do you need to say? Absolutely. But that was a clinical scientific description. It was not meant as an insult. I don’t know. Is twat in the textbooks at all? I don’t know. I don’t think so. That’s a very good question. You know what? I wish I had an AI assistant, I’d ask. Well, you know what? I mean, this calls for…
asking my real girlfriend, Chad, what is the definition of a twat? Is that a scientific definition? Well, it’s definitely not a scientific term. It’s a slang word that can be used as an insult, mostly in British English, and is definitely not a polite one. Oh, okay. Well, then, never mind. She’s not. But it’s true. Yeah, but it’s true. It’s absolutely true. But it’s true. So, Denise, what have you been drinking tonight, Denise? What makes you think I’m drinking anything? Well, maybe the fact that you vomit it twice on camera. Yeah, before we got started, you were having some difficulties there. And you look like you’re a little wobbly in your chair. I think, Bob, what we should do. It’s an office chair. I think what we should do is we should give her a sobriety test right now. Okay, look at this finger, and I want you to follow the finger. Don’t move your head. She did not pass. I’m curious. When I first sat down, you guys were like, Franzia. I’m like, what happened? I don’t know. I’m drinking ice. Ice.
Nice. Yes. I see. You’re going to get us all kinds of hate mail. It looks like vodka to me. See, there’s the wine. There’s the wine. That is one of those old glasses that used to have a little thing that goes on the bottom that was plastic, isn’t it? Yeah, exactly. That looks like ethyl alcohol to me. I mean, come on. I should be like, it started here. Yeah. It’s not Franzia. What is it then? Boone’s Farm? They don’t sponsor me. They don’t sponsor you? I’m not going to say because they don’t. I’m still working on sponsorship from Christian Brothers. I’m working on sponsorship. No, I’m like, was I so wobbly when I came in? I’m not even wobbly. That’s weird that you would say I’m wobbly. You’re wobbly in the chair. You seem a little wobbly. Do you see me move at all? Am I steady? I do. It’s funny because it’s not like I’m walking to a stage. I’m sitting in a chair and I log on. How can I be wobbly in that process? You look a little wobbly to me. Tell everybody your OnlyFans account so they can log on later.
neglect like I do my family. Put a link on the chat. By the way, I don’t have an OnlyFans account, but I created an OnlyFats account. It’s been going fat stance. That’s the other account that people can have, the OnlyFats. Yes. Everything I have is at Denise Medina Comedy, whether it’s TikTok, Instagram, Facebook X. Well, no X is different. Cause that’s wild. Like I was on Twitter and then I left and then I came back when, when everybody got mad at Elon and left, I came back. Oh, there you go. Because I’m like, wait a second. This place was a dumpster fire long before Elon came on here. Guess what people, no matter wherever you go, there you are. Like if you can be on Twitter,
And then if you take it to Threads, now Threads is the dumpster fire. So it’s like, it’s just, it’s all of us people. All of us. No matter where we go, there we are. So if you’re trashing people on Twitter, now you’re on Threads. You’re still the same trash dumpster fire. You’re blaming Elon or Trump. No, it’s us. It’s you. It’s me. It’s him. It’s us. By the way, Elon and Taco Man, they’re actually making up. They made up. Oh, really? They made up? Yeah. They’re they, they had, uh, I think, uh, JD approach, uh, um, and Elon and, uh, they’re now friends again, apparently insider information tonight from Pablo. I’m so out of touch. I have no idea what’s going on in the news because, Oh, I’m in touch. I’m completely in touch. I’m a single man. I got to touch with himself. Yeah. I got to touch myself. And by the way, uh, this is a rare opportunity because, uh,
At age 65, I’m finally coming out of the closet. And I’m out. Denise is in it. She’s in the closet. I’m out of the closet. I am bisexual. 100% bisexual now. But anyway, by bisexual, I mean sometimes I use my left hand. Sometimes I use my right hand. I thought you meant credit cards. Oh, the credit cards. Yeah, bi, you know, B-U-Y. Oh, bi, yeah, bisexual. Well, that too. I’m pansexual. I told my husband that I will have sex with him for every pan he washes. Oh, wow. Wow, that’s all it takes? Just a little laundry? How easy are you? Holy cow. Don’t go by the Goodwill. Goodness gracious, you’ll be You’ll be tied up for weeks. I wish I could have dated you back then when you were dating your husband. Hey, do you find this shirt sexy? He can do the laundry. I love her. I love her totally. You missed your chance. I think we need to have the Denise Medina sex chore chart because I’m very interested to see what rates what. If a pan will get you sex…
I mean, you know, I’m willing to clean a few glasses or something. For every pan you wash. But you know what? I’m worried because I think he might be washing the neighbor’s pans. Wow. So you’re polyamorous laundry. Polyamorous laundry. By the way, I don’t want you to get hot, Denise, but my detergent packets, they’re huge, okay? I’m so excited. Huge package. I mean, and the dryer, holy cow, that’s a huge dryer. Still don’t put them in your mouth. Let’s just be honest. Yeah, don’t put them in your mouth. Yeah, we don’t want that. And my washer, holy cow, it vibrates at 50,000 RPM. That’s my washer. That’s all I’m going to say about that. Nice. Yeah, that’s great. He throws old hardware in the washer to keep it off balance. A brick. Yeah, a couple of bricks. Yeah. He’s intelligent.
Uneligible bachelor, for sure. I think Gary’s going to play us one more song, and then we’re going to go into our next segment. Here we go. Take it away, Gary. One, two, three, four. Thank you very much, Gary. That was fantastic. Thank you, Gary. The range that the Gary lines and the flea tones have there. I don’t know if you could guess what that song was, but you may have heard it in your youth, Pablo. By the way, we can only see half the pussy here. Yeah, I know. I’m a little chopped off, but that’s okay. I’m not the star of this show. You guys are. Let’s play a game here. Let’s play a game. It’s called What a Story, okay? I’m going to give you a random topic, and I’m going to ask you to tell me a story. Who wants to go first? Pablo does. Okay. Denise, you’re first. No, Pablo, tell me a story about a young Pablo on a sailing ship going to Never Never Land.
Well, a young Pablo in a sailing ship going to Never Never Land is something that happened to me a long time ago. I was in a sailing ship off the coast of California. I was drinking a lot of beer. It’s supposed to be funny, Pablo. Come on, get to the funny part. The pussy’s heckling me. I’m being heckled by a purple pussy. Ah, great. That’s all I need. What was it? A young Pablo. A young Pablo. masturbating all the way to Never Never. You know what Never Never Land for a young Pablo was? Never Never Land was a woman’s bosoms. Never Never Land was going to second base. That was a Never Never Land. I tried. I tried very hard. I was a good looking guy. I had long hair and down to my shoulders. I was a think guy. I looked like John Travolta
uh, with AIDS. And, uh, that was, you know, that was a beautiful thing. And, uh, me being on a ship, I would walk the plank. I would love to walk the plank. They would actually, uh, because I didn’t want to do anything. I was very lazy. Well, name my Pablo. I mean, let’s face it. Uh, I was very lazy. That was a very Hispanic insult. I should not have done that even though I am Hispanic. And, uh, so, um, uh, I was, uh, on that ship and, uh, They asked me to go up the mast and release the sails, and I didn’t want to do that, so they pushed me off the ship, and I was eaten by ship never made it to never, never land. I never made it to land, any land. The only land I made is land ho, and she was a beautiful ho. I mean, she was a gorgeous ho.
And I had to pay for it. Even back then, when I was a good-looking guy, I had to pay for the land ho. Every time I’d fuck this woman, she’d go, land ho! Oh, no. Land ho. Did I say fuck? I meant screw. What a harrowing story from Pablo, everybody. Let’s give him a round of applause. Basically. Never land. Never got in the bosom. I mean, it’s really quite a depressing story. Uh-oh. Now there’s a dog over there. I just heard my ex-wife. Denise, would you like to play What a Story as well? Sure, I’ll play What a Story. What a Story. Denise goes on a shopping trip to Saks Fifth Avenue and sees a celebrity. What happened, Denise? What happened? Well, I saw a celebrity and I convinced them that they knew me.
They were like a long distance friend. Yeah, they knew me and they started to feel bad that they forgot that they knew me and I played up on this. What was the end game for them knowing you? For celebrity, for fame, for fortune, for a game show, whatever. I don’t know. I thought maybe you had some kind of con or scam or you’re trying to do free tickets or you’re just like, I just want to mess with this. Who was the celebrity, by the way? Did you convince that celebrity you were pregnant with his child or something? No, no, no. This is a celebrity who like, I could probably get on their game show. Like they had a game show or they knew someone. Who was it? I don’t know. Drew Carey. Let’s say Drew Carey. Drew Carey. Drew Carey. Like, this is right. Like,
I got to get on that game show. I would be the ultimate. I want to win prizes. Like, yeah. Talk to him about that. Like I should be on that show. Like it would be in his best interest to get me on that show because I would be the ultimate guest. Cause he knows you. Because he knows me and I’m fantastic. And I’d be entertaining and I would win all the prizes, which probably isn’t best for them, but it’s great entertainment. Um, Yeah. If I were a celebrity, I would hire you on the spot. Pablo, you are a celebrity. There you go. In my own mind. Of course, you have to be. I would boost ratings. It would just be in their best interest to have me on their game show. That’s all I’m saying. Absolutely. Would you bring your 70s cup with you? It’s full of wine. My what?
Yeah, there you go. That’s 70s. Oh my gosh. She’s a drunk. She has wine. I’m like, what gave you that what, what, what gave it away? Like I sat down here with ice. Okay. I was being sneaky. I was being discreet. And all of a sudden i’m like, oh, I’m outed. Okay, fine. I came here. I had some wine. I had some more wine and now show me that glass again. Show me that glass again it’s a nice glass That’s a huge glass. Are you trying to compensate for something? That’s a huge glass. It’s not a huge glass. It’s a little glass. And it was only filled up to here. Okay. Denise, do you have any place that you’re going to be coming up here? Pablo’s going to be at the Comedy Chateau. He’s going to be at KO Comedy. Anything you want to plug? At the Comedy Store. Comedy Store? I’m sorry. Yeah, I’m going to be coming back to the Comedy Store, but not until November.
so far. I might come back earlier. They just don’t know it yet. They just don’t know it yet. You’re not letting that out of the bag yet. There’s a lot of places that are going to book me. They just don’t know it yet. Saturday. True. The funny thing is it matches her story. She’s going to go there. She’s like, you know me. You know me. You want me to be here? I know Drew Carey. I was on Price is Right. If I may add, she, she’s a powerful woman. She’s a producer. She produces shows. She’s the one that hires. We’re not here to mansplain her. She’s here to woman explain us. Okay. That’s too funny. It’s true. It’s too funny, but it’s true. Uh, I will be at the comedy store, but not till November, but probably sooner. Um, uh, because I’m going to start putting my clips up with Matt Rife and, um, not the name drop. Like he should be name dropping me. Uh,
Matt Rife, Jeff Ross, comedian CP, you know, Seth Green, uh, Rachel Feinstein, um, or Feinstein. I’ll never get that right. Steenstein. That’s something my brain will never get right. Is there a difference Pablo being, uh, you know, one of the chosen people in the pronunciation of Steinstein? I don’t know. I’ll never get it right. Like it’s Harvey Feinstein. Stein. Harvey. Yeah. Feinstein, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, uh, What’s the difference between Stein and Steen, then? It’s like the Berenstain Bears going on here. It depends on whether Mel Brooks writes the script or not. I know. Frankenstein. Frankenstein. It’s so weird because, like, okay, so I’m going to be at the Parched Pug. Oh, right. I saw that. Wow. Saturday in Libertyville. It’s a great show. Bear Flight Comedy produces it.
Got a very curly tail. Yeah. I reached out. I was like, Hey, Libertyville. Holy cow. I’ll be there. It’ll be great. It’s the suburb. It’s a suburb of Chicago. And it’s funny because it’s Mike Stricker, Tim Brennan, Matt Torres, who the last time I saw him was at the comedy store. He was card one roast battling. I was under card four. That was a lot of fun. So I’m going to see him again. Kelsey Huff is headlining. But Libertyville is a great crowd. We had a good time. I went to an open mic last week with them. It’s weird because I’ve done comedy backwards, like producing shows, being in shows, and then now doing open mics. So it’s just like so out of order. And guess what? You know what? I don’t care anymore. It doesn’t matter. You’re enjoying your life, and it’s all going. And I’ve got a lot of great clips that people have said, oh, pop.
Pablo, did you see my, okay, so you’re talking about my Franzia, okay? Franzia. My Franzia. I don’t sponsor, they don’t sponsor me, but anyway, Pablo, I sent you a link or a video of me and Jenya. I was over-served. She came to my house and she bought wine and she over-served me. Over-served, yeah. Oh, you got to see that video. That video was amazing. And then she proceeded to interview me. Now, she worked for Voice of America, which is no longer. But she was Voice of America producer, reporter. And she proceeded to interview me. And instead of saying, no, no, no, I was like, okay. And so I let her interview me. And Pablo, I think, yeah, it was the funniest. I loved it because you guys, you ladies were shit-faced. I mean, completely not on camera.
And I love that. When people lose control and they do things with the camera that later regret it and they commit suicide when they watch it. It’s a beautiful thing. Honestly, Pablo, my thing is this. I’ve asked a couple of people. They thought it was very funny. I’ve never posted anything of any content. I need to post content as a comedian and put it out there. Like this. This will be put out there. Okay, great. We got to wrap it up for tonight, though, folks. Gary’s going to play us out. Everybody, go see Pablo. Go see Denise in November. Oh, by the way, I’m going to be at the War Zone comedy place in East St. Louis, okay? She doesn’t know what I’m talking about. Yeah, I do. I used to visit East St. Louis all the time. I used to bring candles there.
for the people. It was a beautiful place. It looks less of a war zone these days compared to other parts of the world. I remember. It was beautiful. Well, play us out, Gary, and we’ll see you all next time. Please see Pablo and Denise. Remember, tip your waiters and waitresses. Denise, you owe yourself a large one tonight. One, two, three, four. Thanks for watching!