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Bob gets targeted and Miles finds a secret from the past.
*Disclaimer: Bob has requested that I put together this chart (he made me do it). I have based it on the hit TV show, “The Facts of Life” and my own disfunction years in the Illinois public school system and girls that I knew at the time in high school. I wasn’t much of a ladies man back then (I couldn’t get to third base with a bowling ball), but here it goes:
BLAIR-She’s super hot and way out of your league. Big hair, lots of make-up and mega attitude. You’ll have to be a jock and/or have a decent bank account to get this one. You don’t have a chance.
JO-Natural good looks, but bitchy personality. She’s probably in your league. She might be a little too butch for some, but she’s mechanical. She would probably do your homework if asked.
TOOTIE-In twenty years, at your reunion, you’ll kick yourself for not asking her out. The “brace face” look scared you away when you where in school. She’s like your buddy’s kid sister and she’s a carpenter’s dream. She’s in your league, but you pass on this one and give her time to grow (see you at the reunion!).
NATALIE-Well, she’s a got a nice personality! Where do you begin with this one? She’s too chatty and probably hangs out around your locker for no reason. You suspect she likes you, but she’s too much of a train wreck to fool with. Pass on this one and give her number to your buddy.
MRS GARRETT-I won’t even go into this one, but I’m sure Bob would enjoy looking at her ass (that’s his thing).
Enjoy!
Miles gets his major asset exploited and Bob gets caught looking.
Miles does a web search for the Britney and Kevin Sex Tape.
Bob thinks he hears things on Mythbusters and Miles is holding something in his hand, also we giggle and take pity on this poor chic.
I noticed this when I watched it shortly after it aired in August but have been very lazy and just today decided to put it up. Watch the video below and tell me that Grant isn’t saying “F@#$ing A”. This was off the original broadcast on August 9th 2006.
Miles waits in line and Bob gets the shakedown.
Bob gets stabbed, and Miles makes a list.
